I hope he gets away. I--it's great seeing people stick it to authority.
Yes, I'll remember that the next time you give me an acting note.
Warren, "Sober up" is not an acting note.
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No, I'm just trying to explain--
No, no, no, you're not listening. I don't care. Here's what I do care about. Tapes getting to places. Lunches getting to people. Complainers getting back to work. Delivering the tapes and the lunches to the people and the places. See? That's your job. You're the gofer.
GGopher
Gopher? I thought I was the gopher? Are we getting a new gopher? Oh, God. I have to call my agent. I just bought a Porsche.
GGreg
We all have good days and bad days. The best day of my life was when the whole 4th grade started using my catchphrase, "Skatchamagowza!" Well, today, it was shaping up to be the best day of Jimmy's life.
You know, as fun as that sounds, Warren, I don't have a car.
Alright, I tell you what. Um, if you're careful, you can take my Mercedes, Betsy.
You named your car?
Yes, in tribute to the woman with whom I lost my virginity. And, as I recall, I also paid too much for her.
Jim. Jim, walk with me. Guess what my colleagues back at the network thought of today's script?
What?
Nothing. They didn't get it.
Well, you do need to know the whole alphabet to understand the jokes.
Hey, that's Corey Haim.
Corey Feldman!
What did I say?
GGreg
Hey, wait a minute! You're Corey Feldman!
I thought you were a stuffed animal.
GGreg
I thought you were in rehab.
No, that was Corey Haim.
GGreg
And what did I say?
GGreg
Ah! Well, Corey Feldman, this is nuts! Come on, man, you got so much to live for!
Like what?
GGreg
Well, for one thing, you know, there might be a Goonies, Part 2.
Will you stop with the freakin' movies already! Jeez. All I've wanted all my life is just to be thought of as a normal person! I am a normal person! And all I want is to have a little love and happiness, and maybe spread a little joy throughout the world!
GGreg
You mean like your character, Jessie, in Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever?
I want you to know I--I care about more than anything on earth. You're my special boy.
Michael Jackson used to tell me the same thing.
Quick, turn on the news! That stupid psycho, Warren, is in a police chase! Unbelievable. I knew he was unstable. I knew that he was gonna embarrass us with his drinking and his whoring and--
I'm right here!
Oh, Warren. You're standing right there. Oh, thank God you're okay. I was worried about you.
That's artfully done, Alison. You know, you turn faster than a young girl at Wellesley.
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