TV show quotes
[Sue is kissing the ventriloquist's dummy.]
Live, damn you, live!
Fuck off! Save yourself for Dr. Macartney.
Yeah, I know you're right, you're right; but, Mac and Holly...what are we going to do?
Destroy her!
Yes, good, how?
Leave it to me.
Let’s have sex.
We have to keep away from each other!
Let’s have sex separately.
I think my son's hair is dyed.
Oh, right. Well, have you checked to see whether his collar and cuffs match?
Martin, he's four years old.
Yeah, I know.
But if it is dyed, do you see what that means? Do you see what that implies?
Means he's probably quite vain about his appearance? Oh my God! He's gay!
[As Caroline takes a towel and wipes the mirror without reading the message.] No!
What?
You spoilt it.
[Brushing her teeth] Spoilt what?
The mirror, I'd written in it.
Really.
Yes.
Wrote what?
It doesn’t matter now, but if you must know it was, 'I love you.'
You bloody narcissist!
All I’m saying is that you’ll never be a one-woman man.
That’s rubbish, I am.
Are you?
Yeah.
What about that new blonde girl in ENT, nice or what?
Not interested.
Not interested?
No. No, I’ve changed.
Oh great. What about Graham in dermatology
Changed as in, “I think I’m ready for commitment.”
Fantastic. I’ll sign your commitment papers for you today.
You look a bit like a fairy.
[Points to Mac and Sue] Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot. That's the introductions out of the way.
Really? Who's this, then? [Get up off the gurney and talks to the patient] Oh, no, you don't, little lady. Uh-huh. Think we might've met before. Come on, up you pop. Off your trolley!
[Points to Sue and the patient] Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
“Criminals always get caught in the end, don’t you watch TV?”
[To Martin, after he denies he offered a ride on his motorbike to a prostitute.] "Well, there was someone straddling you mate, maybe you should check your rear-view mirrors more."
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