[Answers her phone] Finally
Hello to you too. Heard about the field hockey throw down. All those mouth guards and short skirts, I hope somebody filmed it.
[Scoffs] You're heinous.
Which is probably why you called.
You know me well.
Women like to pretend they're complicated, I know better.
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