Well deals are meant to be broken.
PJP.J.
Right, the golden rule!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
PJP.J
You can't ground someone who's not actually on the ground.
Wow, almost every single word in that sentence was wrong.
You either got it or you don't.
Well, can you sweat on P.J.'s sandwich?
Gotta feel the burn!
Gotta buy my lunch!
(enters the kitchen) Hey honey, honey!
What?
I'm leaving for work. Come on, give me a kiss.
Catch me if you can!
You know what? I've kissed you enough already.
Wait before you go it's about your uncle Mel he called.
I don't want to hear it.
Cmon! He begged me to pass on the message.
And now I am going to PASS on the message.
Hey Emmett if you want I might be able to get you a job too.
EEmmett
Oh no thanks Mr. D. I already got a job.
Doing what?
EEmmett
My dad pays me to stay out of the house.
Kitty Kat, ah?!
Well, i could come up with a nickname for you. Like, uhmmm...
You know that's really funny 'cause i'm thinking of lots of nicknames for you.
P.J. Honey, can you watch Charlie after school? I have to work.
PJP.J.
I can't. I'm working too. I can take Charlie with me if you want. You want to help your big brother deliver chicken?
Or you could come to the hospital and help mommy change bedpans. You take her.
Gabe are you wearing an aftershave?
A little.
Why, you don't have to shave yet.
As long as we are being logical why do you still have a comb?
Get in the car.
PJ, you have to post it online so grandma can see it.
PPJ
Grandma knows how to go online?
PJ , you have to put it on CD so grandma can watch it on her DVD player.
PPJ
Grandma has a DVD player?
Ok PJ you just have to go to Grandma's house and act it out for her.
Come here Charlie. Let's look at your new bed, you'll love it!
NO!
I bet you're glad you spent two hours putting that together, ah!?
I'm not bothering you, am I?
A little. Can we talk about my sleepover for a second?
Gabe, you're distracting me from my housework! Of course we can talk about your sleepover.
Ok. First question: what are you serving us for dinner?
Well, i was thinking of making my famous meatloaf with a nice side salad.
Pizza it is. Now, I'm gonna need you to rent us a scary movie.
I don't know Gabe, i don't want you boys to be up all night.
Oh, you just described the perfect sleepover. The last thing is, Charlie is writing on the wall.
What?
Charlie, she's writing on the wall.
Liam, honey, is there a problem?
LLiam
I'm afraid of upstairs.
Excuse me?
LLiam
We live in a one story house. I've never been upstairs. And I'm not gonna start now.
Interesting new phobia.
Stupid parent.
Heard that.
Ah, stupid baby monitor.
Ok guys, listen up. Zombies aren't real! Now, GO TO BED! Goodnight everybody.
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