[Mr. Feeny is officiating Shawn and Katy's wedding]
GFGeorge Feeny
Do you, Katy [makes a face] Cleeterbooskay....
KHKaty Hart
It's "Clutterbucket.".
GFGeorge Feeny
Yes I know, I was just trying to give you some dignity.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Shawn, who has just married her mother] Am I your daughter now?
Well, that's what I'd like to think of you as, if that's okay.
That's the most okay thing that's ever happened to me.
Zay, what have you found out?
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
I know that she ate my cookie.
Do you forgive her for that?
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
No.
And do you not forgive her because you're an evil person?
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
No, I do not forgive her because I'm a good person who lost a good cookie.
She feels bad, man.
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
I don't care, I want my cookie back.
Sometimes it's just a little bag of bubble gum. But if the right person gives it to you, then it's gold.
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
Do you remember when I first got here, and everybody was washing the car, and you sat next to me on that bucket, you talked to me, and I talked back to you?
Yeah.
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
Yeah. Do you remember how you were very nice to me, you didn't really know me, but you sat next to me and talked to me anyway?
Yeah. Did I say anything important?
IZIsaiah 'Zay' Babineaux
Didn't matter what you said. It was just that you sat there next to me. At a time where I was feeling like an outsider. I remember that. And I appreciated that.
We need to report on our cultural heritage.
Ooh, good idea. Wish we had one.
RMRiley Matthes
We're not anything?
We are multi-generational American.
So I got no story? What about Auggie?
He's a rescue. He could be anything.
Once upon a time, Riley Matthews lived in New York City, and because of that, she lives everywhere. That's my story. I have a story.
Thank you, Riley. I'm sure the Great Lady of New York is smiling even bigger today. I know she holds a torch for all of us.
I am so excited for today's Health class.
"Our bodies, our friends." Yikes.
Oh, I'm sure that the teacher's sensitive take on life will be a lovely way to learn how our bodies work. [takes a look at the teacher, a large, gruff man] What's that?
FMr. Fanucci
All right, all you creepy little child-adults, settle down. Let's get this over with, huh? Ugh. [Riley raises her hand] Put your hand down, Sunshine. You'll all pass no matter what. You know why? 'Cause if I fail ya, I gotta meet your parents. I don't want to meet your parents. I don't want to meet you. All right. [snorts] Let's talk about your bodies.
Riley, you can't worry about what people think because you can't control what people think. The truth is, when you try to control life, life does its best to teach you not to.
There's a girl who doesn't like me.
[angry] What's that you say now? [pauses, composes herself] Okay, honey. You just keep being you, and she's gonna come around.
So, we don't try to control it?
No.
We just let it be?
Yes.
How?
Well, see, what's gonna happen all on its own is that Daddy's gonna get me her phone number, see? And then perhaps, I don't know, maybe I have a little howdy do with her mommy. And if you don't have a new friend by 9:00 tomorrow, as natural as flowers in the springtime, well, then maybe Leonard, the income tax attorney in Mommy's office, he's gonna do just a little bit of research into their family's paperwork and see if there are any inconsistencies.
He's talking chaos theory. A mathematical hypothesis postulating that within our universal complexity any small alterations can have vast repercussions.
You brainiac!
You brainiac!
I'm not sure anyone understands what you said. Explain it for the common person.
You do something over here, it can affect what happens over there!
Demonstrate.
Over here.
Hey!
Over there.
It's for science, Lucas.
Thanks, Riles.
Only I call her "Riles"!
Okay, Peaches.
Only I call her "Peaches"!
CMCorey Matthews
Sir Isaac Newton!
[raises his hand] Farkle time, sir?
[sighs] If you must.
Farkle time. It's what I'm going as for Halloween! It's a quarter after Farkle! Ha!
[annoyed] Isaac Newton!
Gravity, sir! He sat under a tree, apple fell on his head. He said, "Hey, Gravity!" Thank you, I am Farkle!
This is normal, healthy teenage rebellion. This is supposed to happen. I'm right on schedule. How could this go wrong?
Educate her, Hambone.
Chapter One: Crushing defeats. Godzilla versus Japan.
Japan loses, Riley.
Really loses.
Tell her how bad they lose.
They lose so bad their voices come out of their mouths three seconds later.
I would like to begin with peace talks.
Is this an apology?
This is a diplomatic solution. May I sit at the table?
Why don't we let her sit down and see what she has to say?
Mother.
Daughter.
I understand that you wanted me at the bakery because it was important to you. You understand that I wanted to do something else that was important to me, even though you didn't see the value in it.
Bad road, Riley.
You don't care about what's important to me. You only care about what's important to you.
[nervously] It's good to see her again, huh? Yeah. [to Riley] Really bad bumpy dirt road, Riley, with no lights and a cliff, and some sort of weird hitchhiker with a banjo! Turn around now!
Are we best friends?
How could you even ask me that?
Yeah, but what are best friends?
You and I, who would do anything for each other.
Would you give me your kidney?
I'd give you my left one.
I want your right one.
But that's Nicole Kidney!
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