[opens a wrapped up package] "Get-out-of-detention-free."
Oh, I could use one of those! Give me that, and I won't call you Ranger Rick all week.
Here you go.
Thanks, Ranger Roy.
Let me guess. Ranger Roy is filling in for Ranger Rick?
All week.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm talkin' about the 60's, man!
Nobody cares about when you were our age.
Riley, it was over fifty years ago. How old do you guys think I am?
There's no right answer to this, sir.
Whatcha lookin' at?
Art book. Miss Kossal gave it to me. It's got all the best artists and their best paintings. It's amazing... and depressing.
She's trying to motivate you.
Ain't workin'! Look at these. I could never do anything near this. These people have all got something to say.
Well, you only know that because they went ahead and said it.
You know, someday you're gonna make somebody a wonderful fortune cookie.
All right, let's go out there and make some money! Cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeze!
Those are your values, Farkle?
What else should a company value but profits?
Well, if I had a company, I'd treat my employees well and make sure we did right by our customers.
You are everything that's wrong with this country.
Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.
Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.
You must have eaten one of ours.
You wanna spend the rest of your life scared?
I was planning on it, sir.
Why are you screaming? You scared us.
What are you guys doing here?
We were passing by on our way home. We thought we'd say hi.
In the middle of the night?
It's a quarter after seven.
Then why'd you have me go to sleep, Maya?
Trying to put myself out of my misery.
Why didn't you wake me? It's electives day. The earlier we sign up, the better the chance we have of getting all the good ones.
I tried to wake you up three times.
You know I don't think you're serious until six times.
You know, it's a funny thing about teachers. People don't often realize that without the lesson, without the education, no one will learn anything at all. There would be no gruff, no progress, there would be no doctors, or lawyers, or anything at all, really. In fact, when you think about it, teachers are the foundation of the whole country. Our whole world! Teachers should be appreciated, and never forgotten. (looks up to find everyone has left except Harley)
HKHarvey "Harley" Keiner
I appreciate you, Baboon. Now get out of here so I can go home.
Gandhi. What'd he do?
Freed Ireland.
Try again.
Freed Ireland.
Freed India.
Before or after he freed Ireland?
HHHarvey 'Harley' Keiner
Give me your lunch money!
I'm a teacher. I don't have any.
I will never get to you, will I?
No. But I sure do appreciate the effort.
Thank you for the video. That wasn't what I expected to see.
No more going home for the weekends?
[pause] I am home.
Well, another year we're not going to be cheerleaders.
Why do you make me do these things? Pom-poms are stupid and pyramids made of humans freak me out. [pointing to her legs] And what are these?
These are your legs.
Have you ever seen anything so white?
One time, when I looked into the sun.
Okay, look, Riley, your father and I gave you a 7:00 curfew because we knew that even when you got all rebellious you'd still be home by 7:30.
What?
[embarrassed] Yeah.
So when you come in here at 7:07 acting all dangerous, it's hard... [cracks up] I'm sorry. I can't even keep a straight face.
What are you laughing at? I'm outta control!
Maya, you couldn't keep her out any later than that? I mean, what kind of bad influence are you?
You're right. I gotta up my game.
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