Maya Hart quotes from Girl Meets World

Maya Hart

Smackle's the genius in your chemistry class?

Farkle Minkus

Smackle's the genius everywhere.

Well, you're with us now.

Isadora Smackle

Don't hit on me in front of Lucas.

Lucas Friar

Smackle!

Isadora Smackle

Don't hit on me in front of Farkle!

Farkle Minkus

Smackle!

Isadora Smackle

You, me, Lucas and Zay. We're better than a triangle. We're a quadrilateral.

Maya Hart

What's that?

Farkle Minkus

It means square. Over here we say square.

Cory Matthews

Now, who here knows about Mount Vesuvius?

Maya Hart

Mount Vesuvius was a pent up, boiling cauldron of I-wanna-do-somethin'.

Lucas Friar

You're always such a romantic.

Riley Matthews

I am, I love romance. This triangle needs to die right now.

Maya Hart

What? Why?

Lucas Friar

How? We've tried before.

Riley Matthews

Yeah... but this time there's something stronger. Seasons change. It's nature. Nature knows it's time for the triangle to die.

Maya Hart

We're letting boys into our lives. How do I know if he's the right guy for you? How do I know if he's good enough?

Riley Matthews

You're the only one who's good enough for me.

Maya Hart

This we've always known.

Lucas Friar

Do you remember when we all first met? In the subway? Then I came into your school, and Riley and I tried to be boyfriend and girlfriend, but we weren't ready for that? So then, you and I tried, and you poured a smoothie on my head?

Maya Hart

Best date ever.

Maya Hart

[to Shawn, who has just married her mother] Am I your daughter now?

Shawn Hunter

Well, that's what I'd like to think of you as, if that's okay.

Maya Hart

That's the most okay thing that's ever happened to me.

Do you remember when I first got here, and everybody was washing the car, and you sat next to me on that bucket, you talked to me, and I talked back to you?

Maya Hart

Yeah.

Yeah. Do you remember how you were very nice to me, you didn't really know me, but you sat next to me and talked to me anyway?

Maya Hart

Yeah. Did I say anything important?

Didn't matter what you said. It was just that you sat there next to me. At a time where I was feeling like an outsider. I remember that. And I appreciated that.

Riley Matthews

I am so excited for today's Health class.

Maya Hart

"Our bodies, our friends." Yikes.

Riley Matthews

Oh, I'm sure that the teacher's sensitive take on life will be a lovely way to learn how our bodies work. [takes a look at the teacher, a large, gruff man] What's that?

All right, all you creepy little child-adults, settle down. Let's get this over with, huh? Ugh. [Riley raises her hand] Put your hand down, Sunshine. You'll all pass no matter what. You know why? 'Cause if I fail ya, I gotta meet your parents. I don't want to meet your parents. I don't want to meet you. All right. [snorts] Let's talk about your bodies.

Farkle Minkus

He's talking chaos theory. A mathematical hypothesis postulating that within our universal complexity any small alterations can have vast repercussions.

Isadora Smackle

You brainiac!

Farkle Minkus

You brainiac!

Cory Matthews

I'm not sure anyone understands what you said. Explain it for the common person.

Farkle Minkus

You do something over here, it can affect what happens over there!

Cory Matthews

Demonstrate.

Farkle Minkus

Over here.

Lucas Friar

Hey!

Farkle Minkus

Over there.

Riley Matthews

It's for science, Lucas.

Lucas Friar

Thanks, Riles.

Maya Hart

Only I call her "Riles"!

Lucas Friar

Okay, Peaches.

Riley Matthews

Only I call her "Peaches"!

Maya Hart

Are we best friends?

Riley Matthews

How could you even ask me that?

Maya Hart

Yeah, but what are best friends?

Riley Matthews

You and I, who would do anything for each other.

Maya Hart

Would you give me your kidney?

Riley Matthews

I'd give you my left one.

Maya Hart

I want your right one.

Riley Matthews

But that's Nicole Kidney!

Riley Matthews

We need to teach Maya the meaning of Christmas.

Maya Hart

Bah, humbug! My mom and I don't know how to do Christmas. We throw snowballs at the skaters in Rockefeller Center.

That was you? I almost died!

Riley Matthews

Big world.

Maya Hart

Ours now.

Riley Matthews

People are gonna come in and out of our lives. Who knows where we're gonna end up? Who knows if the decisions we're gonna make are right or wrong? Promise me this.

Maya Hart

Okay.

Riley Matthews

Time and distance have no power over us. You and I are together for as long as we live.

Maya Hart

Thunder.

Riley Matthews

Lightning.

Maya Hart

Done.