What are you doing here?
Well, I suppose I’m doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.
That’s fine then.
See you, Zura.
It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.
[Gintoki meets a samurai wearing a hat that covers his eyes]
Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?
[The client is undergoing strength training from Ayame]
You have quite a bit of potential.
[Shinpachi is tied up, hanging from a tree, and the rope is held by the client]
What kind of training is this? What kind of potential does he have?
He could be an S&M queen.
He’s a guy, isn’t he? Anyway, there are more pressing issues at hand!
Oh, you’re taking it pretty well. I’ll have to reward you later.
Just untie me!
[After avoiding being cut by a sword, Gintoki’s kimono is cut.]
You ruined my best suit! My mom’s gonna have my ass!
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