Miss Patty, Taylor and others in “Take the Deviled Eggs”

Miss Patty

Taylor, all animals have to… you know. How are you gonna stop birds from doing that?

Taylor

Easy. Put sharp metal spikes on the top of the fixtures, then when they land — pow! They're shish-kebabs.

Rory

That's cruel.

Babette

You can't do that.

I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.

Lorelai

There it is — our new town slogan.

Rory

I like it.

Lorelai

I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.

Rory

Don't forget stuffed shish-kebabbed birds.

Lorelai

That moan when you squeeze 'em.