Reverend, Rabbi and others in “Take the Deviled Eggs”

The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.

We answer to a higher authority… like the hot dog.

I laugh every time you say that.

I know. Funny is funny.

Taylor

Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.

Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.

Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.

Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?

Do you have a God phone, Taylor?

Taylor

Rabbi, please.

What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?

Is he short, is he tall?

Does he like to laugh?

Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of these Red Lobster commercials…