Parents weekend is for lame-o parents whose kids hate them so they need a school sanctioned event so they all spend some time together.
A professor of geology is giving a tour of the Peabody Museum.
My kid likes me. I can go to Yale anytime I want. 51 weekends of the year is my parent's weekend.
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