I'm going to talk to TJ. But I'm going to be smart about it, I'm not going to spook him. I'm going to be like Michael Corleone dealing with that slimy brother-in-law of his. Get a couple of tickets to a ballgame. Invite him along and we'll talk about the beer and the hot dogs we're going to eat, and then I'm going to get him to admit that he did this. And then when we get in the car on the way to the ball park I'm going to put a rope around his neck and pull it 'till he's - DEAD!
Wait, wait. You're in the back seat?
Yeah, it's best for garroting. Yes.
No, he's totally going to smell something fishy if you hop in the back seat, especially if you're driving.
No, he's not that bright. It'll work!
Why are you even buying the tickets? You could just sneak up on him and garrote him on the street, save you the money!
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