“Always a Godmother, Never a God” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Sookie St. James (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Michel Gerard (1), Jackson Melville (1)
I can't relax, it's Jackson's family! I try to say nice things to them, but they always misinterpret and they think I'm insulting them, so I - I've tried being really quiet, and then they're all like, you know, why are you so quiet? So I overcompensate and start cracking jokes like I'm Carrot Top and I start doing funny things with props, and, ugh, I hate prop comedy!
[solemnly] We all do, honey.
Remember my brother Bo? ...He thinks you're a nympho.
: Thinks you're a nymphomaniac. That means you really dig the fellas.
I know what it means, but how? I didn't say two words to the guy when I met him. I said one. Hi. And that was not in response to "What's your sex drive like?"
I read the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
I have a Bible, although I may or may not have accidentally given it to Goodwill because I am remodeling, but Goodwill is a religious organization. I think.
I buy tons of Girl Scout cookies.
I have two "Mary is my Homegirl" t-shirts.
The Bellevilles are free-loaders, the whole lot of them. They are as cheap as tan pantyhose with white sandals.
(Licking his finger and wiping it on him and Lorelai) How about we get out of these wet clothes.
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