Listen, Lorelai? If you decide that your breakup is something that you want to talk about, please let me know.
Okay, Paris.
And let me know before Tuesday, because I'm doing a paper for my Emotional Mental Health class about how women of a certain age cope with loneliness, and I think you'd be a great lead-off anecdote.
[Lorelai glares at Paris then looks at Rory]
You can't take her. She's trained in Krav Maga.
Damn it!
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