Are you doing like a Mrs. Robinson thing with my mother?
Yes. I was visiting Richard one day and he stepped out and Emily lit a cigarette and did that triangle thing with her thigh.
“A Family Matter” · Season 4
In this episode: Rory Gilmore (3), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1), Paris Geller (1), Jess Mariano (1), Jason Stiles (1)
Was she at the professor's again last night?
Yes, but she claims she was up all night cramming.
Well, she was.
Oh, ick!
[Jess returns to Stars Hollow to retrieve the car that Luke stole from him.]
So, you got anything you wanna say?
... You coulda washed it once in a while?
Okay, fine. The car is yours. Our business here is done. Hasta la vista. Have a nice life.
Our business here is NOT done. My car is wrecked because of you!
Oh, yeah?
3 of the tires are leaking, it's got no oil, the floats in the carburetor are probably cracked so it's back-firing like mad. I mean, people were DUCKING when I was driving by. Then it stalled and wouldn't start.
Well, you can find Mr. Goodwrench in the yellow pages, I think it's under M, or is it G? I can never tell with those kinds of things.
You're paying for the repairs.
Oh, don't make me laugh.
It's broken because of you.
That thing was a piece of junk to begin with; the paint is the only thing holding it together!
And the expired registration? I'm gonna have to pay a fine!
So, I guess it didn't work out with your dad, huh?
It worked out fine.
So, what are you doing back East, buddy? Still searchin'?
Been travelin'.
Well, thanks for all the swell cards and letters you sent while you were away.
You kicked me out! What were you expecting, a candygram?!
I didn't kick you out, you got yourself kicked out.
Nice spin, you should work for Bush!
So what did you get out of this Kerouac trip of yours? You write the great American novel or something? You learn how to play the harmonica?
What do you care? You're not my guardian anymore.
And I bless every day that I'm not.
Well, when you're not good at something, it's best to cut and run.
Aww, sorry I tried to give you a decent life, Jess. Sorry I didn't think driving a fork-lift for the rest of your life was good enough for you.
Oh, that is condescending, isn't it? I thought you were a friend of the working man.
Oh, that sister of mine, what a prize. What a prize!
What does she have to do with any of this?
I tell her about the car, she runs and tells you. That's what happened, right? And her claiming she had no contact.
Again, the car is mine! Liz was doing the right thing. That's what family does!
Family? What a joke coming from you.
Go clean your counters, I'm tired.
That had all the tact of a Nazi stormtrooper.
I'm not denying that we've got a May-December romance going on here.
This is not May-December. This is May-Ming Dynasty.
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