I'm going to go make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.
That's going on your tombstone.
“Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Emily Gilmore (2), Richard Gilmore (1)
If you're here, then who's this?
I don't know.
We have a stranger in our house!
Robert Downey Jr.?
Or a murderer!
Who needed a nap before committing his crime?
[answering the phone] Hello?
It's a complete disaster!
My existence?
Not everything is about you, Lorelai.
So who else is joining us?
No one. We brought one of Richard's coats to hang over the chair.
We're saying it's Marjorie's husband.
He's making the rounds and at about eight he'll get sick and have to leave.
Does everybody understand the story?
I think so. But then we'll have to hide his jacket. So I suggest I put it under my dress and pretend to be pregnant, then Jason can pretend to be the doctor, then Rory can dig a tunnel, and --
I might have known you'd turn this into something ridiculous, Lorelai.
Yeah, I wanna be the doctor.
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