Marzipan's not candy! It's a unique substance unto itself, like Velveeta or plutonium.
“The Nanny and the Professor” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Rory Gilmore (3), Paris Geller (1), Jason Stiles (1)
DDoyle
What is this?
Strawberry ice cream.
DDoyle
It has strawberries in it.
I don't even know how to respond to that.
Yes, what about that? This guy's risking everything - his job, his reputation.
Yes, well. . .he'll always have Paris.
How long have you been waiting with that one?
I just had a feeling the opportunity would present itself eventually.
Maybe it's a phase. It'll pass.
Oh, yeah, or he will.
No, I don't wanna know where you were, and I don't wanna know what you were doing or who you were doing it with. I had to cover for you when Doyle noticed that you were gone, so I told him that you were at a family thing, and as far as I'm concerned, that's where you were - at your family thing. And in the future, I want nothing to do with anything to do with what you were doing tonight or who you were doing it with, especially who! Now, go to sleep.
I smell like pipe tobacco.
Oh, jeez.
Um, listen, we should talk about what we're gonna do.
About what?
I mean, you know, what we're gonna, uh, say to people about us.
Hm, how about "yahoo"?
No, I'm talking about what we're gonna say to my parents about us.
Oh, well, I thought we'd say that we're having repeated sexual encounters out of wedlock continuously as Catholic schoolchildren are walking by.
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