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Gilmore Girls · Season 4

Rory and Lorelai in “Ted Koppel's Big Night Out”

[Rory notices Luke's new waiter.]

Oh, my god.

What?

He hired Brennon Lewis.

And?

Ew!

He doesn't look that bad.

He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.

Ew!

He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.

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