How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?
I don't know honey. Maybe you'll have to give up your dream of majoring in Logging.
“Hammers and Veils” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1)
Boy, they keep making that ketchup slower and slower, huh?
It's the Heinz family's little joke.
CContractor
What's that?
It's my hammer.
CContractor
That's a hammer?
Yeah. It's my mom - she takes things she thinks aren't pretty and makes them pretty.
[Contractor looks at her in a mystified way]
She's not insane, she just sounds it.
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