[Lorelai is sparring with Michel over the hotel reservation computer as she answers the phone.]
Independence Inn!
I need the hat rack.
[mysteriously] The fish flies at night!
What?
I don't know. Who is this?
“The Third Lorelai” · Season 1, Episode 18
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Emily Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1)
[Richard hears from his mother at Friday night dinner.]
[So] you were on the phone…
Long distance.
God?
London.
God lives in London?
My mother lives in London.
Your mother is God?
Lorelai…
So, God is a woman.
Lorelai…
And a relative! That's so cool. I am gonna totally ask for favors.
Make her stop.
Oh, that I could.
I still can't get over that I'm related to God. It's gonna make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and wordly as the Kennedy's so come on someone say something.
Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Mother, Grandma is a very old woman, I highly doubt that she's going to remember everything she ever bought you.
She will remember down to the very last shrimp fork and do you know why?
No. [to statue of two dogs] Do you guys know why?
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a present and she tells you where to put it, how to use it, what it costs - for insurance purposes of course - and God forbid you should have a different opinion or you don't think it works in the space or you just get tired of waking up every morning with those horrifying animals staring at you!
[to the dogs] She's just upset.
Stop talking to the dogs!
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