Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 17
“The Breakup, Part 2” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Paris Geller (1)
Rory, my heart, today is Saturday, the day of rest!
Sunday's the day of rest.
No, Saturday's the day of pre-rest, see? Then by the time you get to Sunday, you're rested enough...to enjoy your rest.
That made absolutely no sense.
That's because it's 6:00 in the morning!
Some people like getting up early.
You lie.
Unbelievable! She’s here five minutes she has a date. I’ve been going to this school nine years and I’m the French soda monitor.
Yeah, you do know honey that garbage doesn’t actually talk at all unless it’s on Sesame Street.
That doesn’t make sense. This is Dean we’re talking about. He’s crazy about you. He calls like 25 times a day. Have you seen the cover of his notebook? It’s one step away from stalker material.
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