Mother, Grandma is a very old woman, I highly doubt that she's going to remember everything she ever bought you.
She will remember down to the very last shrimp fork and do you know why?
No. [to statue of two dogs] Do you guys know why?
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a present and she tells you where to put it, how to use it, what it costs - for insurance purposes of course - and God forbid you should have a different opinion or you don't think it works in the space or you just get tired of waking up every morning with those horrifying animals staring at you!
[to the dogs] She's just upset.
Stop talking to the dogs!
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