Ok look. I’ve been making some changes, especially my career and I think I finally have all my ducks lined up in a row.
You’re opening a shooting gallery.
I’ve been tying up loose ends in my life.
Do they make that much string?
“Christopher Returns” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Christopher Hayden (5), Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (1)
That was....that was a memorable evening.
Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.
Uh, Diane is ancient history.
When I met her at Easter you said she could be the one.
The one to be gone by Memorial Day.
[Christopher making coffee as Lorelai comes in.]
Where were you?
Fruitlessly trying to rectify a ratty transgression.
Oh. You want some coffee?
No.
What?
What?
Well I know you well enough to know that when you say no to coffee, especially in the morning, all is not right in Whoville.
Very astute.
So... last night.
Ah, last night was Chernobyl and the Hindenburg combined.
Right, just checking.
My father almost hit someone. My father has probably only hit another man in college wearing boxing gloves and one of those Fred Mertz Golden Gloves pullover sweaters.
Fred Mertz?
"I Love Lucy" - Fred Mertz.
Landlord to Ricki, husband to Ethel, I know. It’s just a weird reference.
Hello, pajamas.
Right. Continue.
And what are you doing telling my daughter to lie to me anyway?
She’s my daughter too.
More like your playmate.
You know I don’t deserve that, I’m as mature as you.
What? The Offspring is your favorite band!
So? You’re into Metallica!
Well, Metallica is way more substantial than The Offspring!
Here we go, it’s the same Black Sabbath riff all over again!
Oh! The Offspring have like one chord progression. They use it over and over. They just popped on new words and called it a single and I don’t want to talk about this anymore!
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