And what are you doing telling my daughter to lie to me anyway?
She’s my daughter too.
More like your playmate.
You know I don’t deserve that, I’m as mature as you.
What? The Offspring is your favorite band!
So? You’re into Metallica!
Well, Metallica is way more substantial than The Offspring!
Here we go, it’s the same Black Sabbath riff all over again!
Oh! The Offspring have like one chord progression. They use it over and over. They just popped on new words and called it a single and I don’t want to talk about this anymore!
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