[Christopher making coffee as Lorelai comes in.]
Where were you?
Fruitlessly trying to rectify a ratty transgression.
Oh. You want some coffee?
No.
What?
What?
Well I know you well enough to know that when you say no to coffee, especially in the morning, all is not right in Whoville.
Very astute.
So... last night.
Ah, last night was Chernobyl and the Hindenburg combined.
Right, just checking.
My father almost hit someone. My father has probably only hit another man in college wearing boxing gloves and one of those Fred Mertz Golden Gloves pullover sweaters.
Fred Mertz?
"I Love Lucy" - Fred Mertz.
Landlord to Ricki, husband to Ethel, I know. It’s just a weird reference.
Hello, pajamas.
Right. Continue.
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