Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 14
“That Damn Donna Reed” · Season 1, Episode 14
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (1), Taylor Doose (1)
Can brains hurt?
Yes, it's hypochondria hour.
No, I'm serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.
Your brain pinged?
Yeah. It just went like 'dink'.
Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn't ping.
Well I hardly think a dinking brain is better than a pinging brain.
Ok, how about this? I'll help you. I love to paint.
You do?
Yes, I do.
You love it?
I want to marry it.
You have strange passions.
She likes washing dishes too. She's multi-faceted abnormal.
When standards slip, families flee and in comes the seedy crowd. You got trouble, my friends.
Right here in River City!
This is not funny, Lorelai.
Mother-daughter window washing. We should try that.
Yeah, right after mother-daughter shock treatments.
[to Rory, about Luke] We're picking out paint colors tonight so it's going to be hours of "yes," "no," "yes," "no," "yes," "no," until my world-famous perseverence wears him down and he winds up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl. Wanna come watch?
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