Gilmore Girls · Season 1, Episode 13
“Concert Interruptus” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (4), Paris Geller (1)
Hey, you didn't wake me up!
I set the clock.
The clock stops ringing when you throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however never shut-up no matter how hard I throw you against the wall, thus ensuring the wake-up process.
Who wants cheese?
Are there crackers?
Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
And in the Gilmore house?
Who wants cheese?
Did you find our house okay?
Your street has no sign on it.
I told you to turn left at the giant rooster statue.
I thought you were kidding.
No one kids about Monty!
[about donating clothes] There’s nothing to give up.
The red and black halter top?
Oh, no.
Why?
Uh, it’s a classic.
It’s got rhinestones and zebra stripes on it.
So?
Tassels.
Yes.
It has tassels, mom.
Okay, I’ve had this since I was 17.
Okay, I’m sorry, did I mention the tassels?
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