[after the raft sinks in the lagoon, and the castaways make it back to shore] Hey Skipper? We sank anyway without the gold.
Oh, I'm afraid this is all my fault, folks. Why, I didn't think one bag of gold would sink us.
Two bags.
Three bags.
Four bags.
Five bags.
Six bags.
[after they all look at him, he scoffs] That's a switch. Usually I'm one left holding the bag.
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