I can't see how you are going to figure out how I read minds by asking me what happened as a kid.
Well, I think I can. Did your father ever beat you?
Yes
He did?
All the time.
And your mother let him?
She used to beat me too.
Oh, you poor thing.
How else could I learn to play checkers?
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