I'm sadly unable to interact with the physical world, which I discovered moments ago after attempting to access Samantha's pill cabinet.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What if it's because it's St. Patrick's Day, and you're Irish?
Interesting. But then why has this never happened before?
Maybe because you never saw the Irish as people before? But now that you do, you can also be seen?
SSunil
[describing Hetty] A woman of true refined elegance and perfect posture. A true throwback. Aside from some wildly progressive views on recreational drug use.
Why do the ghosts always wanna date my family?
Man, it's harder to say no to them when you can see them and hear them.
This is what I've been telling you.
JJoan
Cute and gullible. Just my type.
Hey. I was a tug-of-war anchor at Camp Ramah.
So how long are you in town? I know Pete has to go home, you know, every few days to recharge once he starts to disappear.
JJoan
It's kind of like when you're 8 years old and you have your first martini, you get drunk right away. But then by the time you're 13, a girl can really hold her liquor.
Thor, you jumped behind me when that guy pulled out a ghost gun?
It was really quite pitiful.
Do you think I'm a selfish, capitalist pig?
Of course. It's one of your only redeeming qualities. Why do you ask?
Because Flower said I should be more charitable.
The poor are always suggesting that the rich be more charitable, when the truth is, if they simply invested their money rather than wasting it on frivolities like bread and kindling, they wouldn't need a handout.
Capitalism isn't fair, Trevor. And now you know that.
This is why you don't give money to the poor.
What?!
No pants.
I'm desperate for it.
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