In 1893, I saw my son twice: Once on his birthday, and one time when his nanny suddenly died and we couldn't find a replacement until later that day.
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Do you have to wallow in the one room with the TV?
How's everything going with your being-a-better-person thing?
Really well, thank you for asking.
NNancy
I learned about fractions during my full year of schooling.
Ghost scapegoating! You should be ashamed of yourself....Ah, scapeghosting, I missed it.
Why are the walls bleeding?!
We were wealthy. I had a dress with a zipper in it.
But Jay, I love Halloween! Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
I wanted to wear my Atari shirt today. Do you know why I'm not wearing my Atari shirt today, Sam? Because the wall blood wouldn't come out of it.
A witch trial! I mean, how Halloween is that?
Cool. Someone let me know if I'm a witch.
A penguin leash? Hey Jay, is this made for penguins or out of penguins?
Both. Now put that down!
Oh my God, I sold my wife!!
His wife is the statue.
VWVietnam War Vet Ghost
Damn straight. I fought for this man's right to marry a statue.
I guess your spell didn't work after all.
No matter. I still got the blood thing. Why don't you go hum about it?
The new Isaac says "Long hair, don't care!".
New do, new you.
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