George of the Jungle · Season 1
[George and Ape are having dinner in Big Mitch's temple. Ape is sitting grumpily]
[Loudly] Ape is mad, right? Because George traded our house?
[Ape hits his plate with his knife.]
Yeah. George can tell.
Pass the salt, please.
[George pushes the salt shaker across the table, but it is bombarded by booby traps, reducing the salt shaker to ash by the time it reaches Ape]
Sorry!
"No takebacks"? Do you know what this means?
Uh...
It means we can never go home again. What have you done, George?
Me?! Well, this is all Ape's fault!
How is it my fault?
[Raises his finger, about to say something, but then looks around, confused] Somehow!
It's a good thing this is a big temple, because I don't wanna talk to you right now!
We'll talk later, then?
[George is in Egypt, talking to a monkey sitting on a camel]
And I'll give you all this in exchange for... Egypt!
Hmm... [hands George the deed to Egypt] Deal!
[Gasps excitedly]
There's no way Mitch won't give us our house back in exchange for all of Egypt. [Ape turns around] Right, George? [He sees George isn't here; ice cubes jingling and pouring is heard] George?
[Much to his horror, Ape sees George at a monkey's lemonade stand, trading the deed to Egypt for lemonade]
GEORGE, WAIT!
[Ape runs up to George as he drinks his lemonade]
George! Did you just trade the nation of Egypt for a glass of lemonade?!
[Nervously] Uh... Sort of?
[Offscreen, Ape hits George so hard, he is sent flying and screaming out of Egypt and back into the jungle]
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