[George finds an abandoned fog-infested camp. He finds some explorer's clothes hanging on a clothesline]
Yes! Clothes! Beautiful clothes!
[George removes the clothes off the clothesline and puts them on]
Why not?
[An explorer finds George]
I say, Dr. Livingood, what a relief to finally find you!
Oh, no, no. George's name is George.
And after eight long months of searching!
[George stares at the explorer, confused]
[Slowly] George.
Oh, a terrible journey! Storms at sea, pirates, cannibals, pirate cannibals! Oh! I would have found you, too, if I hadn't fallen into that hole. [Points to a deep hole in the ground]
[Looks down the hole] You fell down there?
And I never came out! Bad luck that day.
Wait... If you're... [points down the hole] there... but you're also... [pokes the explorer's nose] here... But that means you're a... a...
[Transforms into a ghost with the appearance of a skeleton in explorer's clothing] A... ghoooooooooooost! [laughs evilly]
Right. So, if you're a...
A ghost! [Flies around George, laughing evilly again; his laughter dies down as he realizes George isn't scared]
And I'm wearing your clothes...
[Confused] Uh... Boo?
Then I must be wearing... [realizes in horror] GHOST PANTS!!!
[One by one, the clothes on George start disappearing. George tries to use the hat to cover himself up, but it was no use. George, now naked again, gasps in horror. The ghost's jaw drops, he screams like a girl, and retreats into the hole]
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