There's some graffiti on a toilet brush in the men's cubicle at the Rose and Crown which I reckon is aimed at me.
What does it say?
Smithy was 'ere.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
BBryn (about Smithy)
He's a lovely looking boy. Not in the conventional sense, like Gavin or Enrique Iglesias, but he's got a lovely spirit. A confidence, if you will, that you rarely find in a fat man.
Gav, I need to talk to you.
Yeah?
On our own?
Yeah.
So, I have to go, do I? Hideous.
There's nothing really to say. She's down there, I'm up here. It's not over it's just...
Not a marriage anymore.
She's still my wife!
On paper.
Thanks Smithy, this is really cheering me up!
You're an embarrasment!
Oh, Im an embarrasment! I'm an embarrasment? Take a look in the mirror, you pre op!
(Rudi saying goodbye to Smithy after doing epic secret hand shake before he leave to go see Nessa having their baby) “Smithy, you ain’t heavy yeah? You’re my brother”
[After Gavin tells Smithy that Stacey broke up with him]
Look, if she's serious, if she means it, which I don't think she does, then she's a fool. Cause theres no one else I'd rather wake up next to than you. No one I'd rather wanna look after me, hold me, cook for me, keep me warm at night.
[Nessa in labour at the hospital]
Hia, Stace, Pam, Mick. I'm on the gas, I am. It's messing with my head, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Dave, I need you, I need you now.
Oh my Christ!
That's the gas talking, Dave.
No, it's not. Come on. Climb on.
DDave
Now's not the time, Ness.
How'd it go with Gav, alright?
I think it's over, Ness.
You'd be a fool to let that one go. He's cracking. Even if he is a bit short.
NNurse
Right then, Nessa. We're going to need you down on all fours.
No worries. That's a home from home for me that, love.
NNurse
And me.
Me as well.
I always thought you was called Colin.
Colin?
Yeah, Colin.
Why?
Well, it's been so long, darling. I can't remember.
You think they've thought of it all, you think "Where can they go with this next?" and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!
Pete, this has nothing to do with you!
Wha' you saying Dawn?
I'm telling her to punch you in the face, you truck-driving dyke!
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