Padre quotes from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

The Padre

Larry Renwick will be remembered for his wit, and laughing eyes. And for being above-all a good friend. I'm sure we all feel that he exploded too young, but, the Lord moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes, he'll come in at an angle. Other times, he can hover, then swoop. Sometimes he can even come in from beneath, like a worm, or mole. The Lord, it's his call how he chooses to manoeuvre.

Padre

Monkeys were created by God to entertain us. That's all we know Rick.

Padre

You’ll know what to do. You’re the most sensitive man I know… and I know God.

It’s taking her over. It’s very infectious Padre, and I fear the only way to stop this spreading will be to boil her.

Padre

You could... steam her.