Todd Rivers quotes from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Todd Rivers

(On Dean Learner) He couldn't actually interact with, you know, with another actor. I've never seen that before, and I've never seen that since. But I've just seen the tape, and it looks okay, though.

Todd Rivers

It wasn’t difficult for me to get into character. I mean, I know the beast in me, I’ve been drunk with him for fifteen years. So it was home from home you might say.

Todd Rivers

I've stood in Dean's front room and watched him make a lot of love

Todd Rivers

Some thought it was quite racist; I didn't. But then again, I'd play anything: a Nazi, anything at all. I don't think I'd ever… kiss another man; not even… not even for the big boys.

Todd Rivers

Darkplace sums up television as we know it. By that I mean: to the untrained eye everything looks smooth, hugely entertaining, everyone looks good, you know, everything is tied up; the end. Yet the reality is far different; it was horrible to work on, I didn't get paid any money for it and to be honest I can't remember a thing about it now, and that's the way I hope it stays. Thank you very much.

Todd Rivers

A man who behaves like a beast, shall never know the pain of being a man. Yet a man without love is like an orchard without cherryblossom.