So, why'd you two sneak into my lair?
I-
He kidnapped me! I have Patty Hearst Syndrome!
“Penultimate Fighting” · Season 1
In this episode: Killface (14), Xander Crews (13), Barnaby Jones (11), Torpedo Vegas (8), Wendell (3), Taqu'il (2), Ronnie (1), Simon (1)
So, why'd you two sneak into my lair?
I-
He kidnapped me! I have Patty Hearst Syndrome!
Son, what can I say? This was a phenomenally great idea you had here. And your cut is... forty, thirty grand. Yeah, you can count it, if you wanna be a douchebag all your life.
What?
AHAHAHAHAHA! Naw, I'm kiddin'...don't worry about it.
So hey. Thanks for not killing me. Things got a little crazy back there.
Barnaby, how could I kill my best friend?
Yeah...
Barnaby, we're BFF!
Yeah, I am actually [Takes off wig and glasses] Xander Crews!
What!
[runs off] Woo woo woo!
Cody's down!
You do not fuck with the department of labor!
I need an ambulance... [coughs]
I'll call you a Hearse. This is for Cody. [shoots a news crew member]
Dude, what are you doing?
Ummm.... here hold this.
[Wendell tosses Cody the gun]
Cody! What did you do! What did you do! You're going down for this Cody!
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