“I'm dead and no one cares.” – Ross, Friends ... TV Quotes Database

I'm dead and no one cares.

I look like a man!

Just one problem at a time, please. Ross, you only gave them one day's notice, of course no one's going to come in just one day. And Monica, it's probably the way you stand.

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