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Friends · Season 9, Episode 10

“The One with Christmas in Tulsa” quotes from Friends

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“The One with Christmas in Tulsa” · Season 9, Episode 10

In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (2), Monica Geller (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Chandler Bing (1), Rachel Green (1)

And I heard him say, as he flew out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"

Wow, you really wrote that?

Uh-huh.

Wendy's a fat girls name.

Are we still on that?

No, you're right. Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about snow. Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband's having sex on a copying machine?

So, is everyone else working on Christmas Eve, too?

No, I sent everyone home.

You are such a good boss.

Yeah, I know. It's just me and Wendy.

Who's Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.

Well, yeah...

Oh, Wendy was the one who was runner up for Ms. Oklahoma.

You're alone in the same room as the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma?

Well... The second prettiest that year. If you count it now, she's probably the...

Oh, Chandler, stop talking.

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