No divorces in '99! [blows a party horn]
But your divorce hasn't been finalized yet.
Just the one divorce in '99! [blows the party horn again] You know what, I'm going to be happy this year. I am going to make myself happy.
Do you want us to leave the room?
I am going to do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.
Ohh... that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to find is a planeload of people whose New Year's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
[Phoebe is giving Joey guitar lessons.]
You're questioning my methods.
I'm not questioning it, Phoebe, I'm saying it's stupid.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, "No divorces in '99. Whoo."
But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Just the one divorce in '99. WHOO. You know what? I'm going to be happy this year, I'm gonna make myself happy.
Do you want us to leave the room, or...?
[giving up on his resolution not to make fun of his friends] I can't take it any more! So you win, okay? Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet ! And Ross, phone call for you today - Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What? Are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock ?
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