I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up!
Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen any time soon!
Friends · Season 4, Episode 13
“The One with Rachel's Crush” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Chandler Bing (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)
I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up!
Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen any time soon!
Hey look, a new Playboy.
Yeah, it's just something I picked up.
Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever!
OK, for next time, what do you say?
I have an extra ticket, an extra ticket, not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.
So the first time you asked a guy out he turned you down?
He didn't turn me down. He's at the game isn't he? I got the date, I'm just not on it.
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