[to Chandler] All right, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know. Rach, hand me that pad please.[starts to draw]
Well, you don't have to draw an actual woma-- whoa, she's hot.
Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones, you got one, two, three... four... five... six and seven.
There are seven?
Let me see that. Oh. Yep.
[points] That's one?
Kind of an important one.
Oh, you know what? I was looking at it upside down.
Well, you know, sometimes that helps. [Chandler gapes.]
All right. Now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp.
And that's bad?
Well, if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.
Well, you might, if it were anything like seven.
All right. Uh, the important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all and you want to mix them up. Keep them on their toes.
Oooooo, toes! [Chandler stares.] For some people!
All right. You could start out with a little one, a two, a one two three, a three, a five, a four, a three two, two, a two four six, a two four six, four, two, two, four seven, five seven, six seven, [starts shouting] seven. Seven seven SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN [leans back in ecstasy with eyes closed and holds up the number seven]... And there you are.
Yeah, that'll work.
[They stand up awkwardly. Rachel and Monica go in their rooms. Chandler goes into the bathroom. They all shut their doors.]
