Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
No, I had sex in high school.
“The One Where They're Going to Party” · Season 4, Episode 9
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Monica Geller (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Chandler Bing (1)
[entering] Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
I don’t know, I could maybe go out for a couple of beers, but there’s this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.
No-no, I don’t think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Nooo!! Gandalf?! Gandalf is coming to town?
Kathy’s with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandalf dude!
Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Mike "Gandalf" Ganderson, only like the funnest guy in the world.
I’m gonna call and get off work tomorrow!
I’m gonna call after you!
This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
CRChandler and Ross
Woooo!!!
All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandalf is like the party wizard!
Well, why do you call him Gandalf?
Gandalf the wizard. [Joey is still confused] Hello! Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
No, I had sex in high school.
I got offered the head chef job at Allessandro's.
What?
It's OK, 'cause you know what, if you think about it you don't really need me for the business.
You're the cook! Without you it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money!
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