Friends · Season 2, Episode 15
“The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Chandler Bing (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)
You have a date? Who with?
No one.
C'mon, what's his name?
Nothing.
Come on, tell me.
All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Oh, I promise. What?
It's Richard Burke.
Who's Richard Burke? Doc... Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a, uh, brother to Dad.
Ross Whoa, whoa, whoa! Australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No, no, no, no, Homo Habilis was erect; Homo Austrapalithicus was NEVER fully erect.
Well, maybe he was nervous.
[Rachel and Ross making out, Ross turns over on Rachel]
[Thinks she feels that Ross came too early, surprised] Oh, honey. That's okay.
[Realizes] Oh, no, you just rolled on the juice box.
[Laughs] Oh, thank god!
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