Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. You wanna work out? I can remake you.
Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
“The One Where Ross Finds Out” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Chandler Bing (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1)
You're over me? When were you... under me?
[Ross confronts Rachel at Central Perk just as she is closing the cafe]
I didn't get a cat!
Oh...that's interesting.
No, it's not 'interesting'! It's very not interesting! It's 100% the opposite of interesting!
Okay, I got it Ross!
You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me!
What?
I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you!
I was doing great before I found out about you! Do you think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?!
You should have said something before I met her!
I didn't know then! And how come you never said anything to me?!
There was never a good time!
Oh, you only had a year! We only hung out every night!
Not...every night! And it's not like I didn't try, but things got in the way! Like Italian guys, or ex-fiancees, or...Italian guys!
There was one Italian guy! Do you have a point?!
The point is, I don't need this right now! It's too late! I'm with somebody else! I'm happy! This ship has sailed!
So are you just going to put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?!
I've been doing it since the 9th Grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it!
Okay, you go ahead and do that, Ross! I don't need your stupid ship! [Ross leaves, and she walks up to the door to shut it] And you know what? Now I've got closure!!
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