[Rachel is holding a weave over her breasts and yelling at Chandler for coming in with no announcement]
[interrupting] Rachel, can I just say something?
WHAT?!
That's a loose weave. I can still see your uh... "nipular" area.
“The One with the Boobies” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Chandler Bing (4), Ross Geller (3), Rachel Green (3), Monica Geller (1)
Wait, what were you doing seeing her boobies?
Look, it was an accident! It wasn't like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts!
All right, all right. We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
You know, I don't see that happening.
C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat.
Well, I'm not showing you my tat.
You are supposed to be in there so i can see your thing.
Sorry. My-my thing was in there with me.
RRoger
Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.
No! Why would I... why? No. Why?
RRoger
Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.
I don't think that Monica's failures...
Oh, so I'm a failure now, is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?
Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.
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