Roger, Ross and others in “The One with the Boobies”

Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.

Ross

No! Why would I... why? No. Why?

Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.

Ross

I don't think that Monica's failures...

Monica

Oh, so I'm a failure now, is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?

Ross

Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.