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S1 E10

Friends · Season 1, Episode 10

A scene from “The One with the Monkey”

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'

How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?

La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...

My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes, are resting in a little yellow jar.

And sometimes, when it's breezy, I feel a little sneezy...

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