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S2 E7

Fresh Meat · Season 2, Episode 7

“Episode 7” quotes from Fresh Meat

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“Episode 7” · Season 2, Episode 7

In this episode: JP (2), Kingsley (2), Josie (1), Oregon (1)

I've thought of some names [for our new band].

Oh. Uh, yeah, great.

OK. Trash Baby.

Too American.

Leitmotif.

Too pretentious.

The Time Bandits.

That makes us sound like dwarves.

Mulberry Wine.

That makes us sound like fellwalkers.

Corporate Cannibal.

Just rubbish.

High Jinx? Jinx with an x.

Again: rubbish.

Fiddler's Shilling.

Too medieval.

Kingsley and Oregon.

Derivative.

The Black Ponies.

No Thes.

Black Ponies.

No colours.

Ponies.

And no animals.

Sure, I don't think this is going to work out.

Oh, come on, don't be so precious.

Just so you don't hear it secondhand, I wanted you to know that I've been kicked off my course. I'm officially no longer a student.

Fuck my mouth! But, what happens now?

Well, right now I'm going to make some more crumbles; then I'm going on a five-mile ramble to Healey Dell; and then later this afternoon I'm going zorbing.

Zorbing?

Yeah. They put you in a big plastic hamster ball, and then push you down a hill. So, if you're asking "Do I miss dentistry?": crumbles, rambles, zorbing.

JP, I'm not standing on the same stage as you.

Mate, why the frick not?

Because, you've got that whole James Blunt vibe going on.

What the hell is wrong with Blunters?

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