Fresh Meat · Season 4, Episode 2
What about Rosa? Do we still need her signature?
Now that she's been transferred to the comms department, no. You can authorise your own policies.
Oh, my god! At last! I am the law. I can do whatever the fuck I want, and no-one can stop me? That must be why Kim Jong Un has that haircut.
That's the secret to good boozing: a sweet spot, the magic mark where your worries have gone, but your faculties haven't. And boom! You're one chipper chappy.
Right. And how much would that normally require?
In my experience, it's almost always £25, no matter what you buy.
Oh, everything's fine for you: you've got a job. Look at you: strutting around with your tea towel and your corkscrew like Deborah fucking Meaden.
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For the record, JP, I'm in a slightly different Venn, given that I'm union president—and I'm launching an amazing new poetry prize that's going to inspire and energise all of us. I mean, I'm not rubbing it in or anything, but my C.V. is basically bomb-proof.
Whereas mine'll look like a poster for a lost dog.
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